Friday, August 9, 2019

Kickball for Good!

It's time once again to risk injury while making fools out of ourselves... but for a great cause!

Our friend has a daughter with Cystic Fibrosis and is hosting their 9th Annual Athletes for Alexis kickball event to raise money to help find a cure for people with the disease.



Please help out this great cause?!!!



Here's a great video our friend did to tell you a little more about their story...

Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Bill the Handy Man from Tinder goes Global!

Our very own Bill the Handy Man is taking the internet by storm and now has gone Global! Everyone is talking about him, including... The DailyMail UK & The Bored Panda.

For those who don't know Bill... 
He is a 69 year old Handy Man created by one of our very own GoofyDads, Danny Spears!
Danny took some hilarious photos of himself and then ran them through the FaceApp to make himself look older. He then created a fake Tinder Profile and wrote an awesome description to troll unsuspecting users.

"I'm a single attractive man looking for a woman to cook me supper. I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok. The woman I chose must be fisically fit too, because I am pretty much a clidesdale ok. I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok. Thanks. I have a Lebaron and Hall and Oats make good music."

Danny's goal was to just have some fun and make people laugh, but the profile began getting tons of attention and he knew he had a Weiner!



Danny captured some of his conversation with one user in this epic back and forth...


Danny actually had to close the account because he was getting flooded with responses. Some were confused thinking he was serious while others appreciated the comic genius behind the profile.

Now that Bill is a Global Celebrity, he's hoping to use his power for good by spreading the joy of Mac & Cheese and Hall & Oats to the masses! Plus he has his own shirts...

 GoofyDads Shirt - I have to poop



Monday, July 29, 2019

Dad Bods are more attractive to women than rock hard abs

Chris Pratt (left) and Leonardo DiCaprio


That's right ladies... line up... because us lumpy dads are bringing Sexy Back!!


According to the NY Post:

Men with a slight belly and a distinct lack of cheese grater abs are officially “more attractive” than they were in the past.
Dad bods have been a “thing” since around 2016 and according to Planet Fitness, the modern body type’s popularity is on the up.
Despite the abundance of chiseled men on TV and in magazines, it appears more and more people are turning their backs on the traditional Herculean physique.
PECTORAL PETES
There are many famous celebs – including Danny Dyer and Chris Pratt – who became poster boys for the bulkier build and this seems to have boosted its popularity.
Danny Dyer - credit Splash News
Pratt revealed in March how he shed the pounds for a movie role but the Hollywood star has always appeared comfortable in his skin whatever his weight.
And the label even gets applied to footballing icons.
After Belgian wizard Eden Hazard signed for Real Madrid from Chelsea, pictures were released of his medical with the winger proudly showing off his very own dad bod.
Eden Hazard - credit The Sun
For those unaware of the dad bod requirements, it’s less about total disregard for your health and physical appearance.
And more about embracing the small doughy sections that come from not “hitting the gym” 19 times a day.
Boundless mental health benefits come from learning to love your body and realizing the “pectoral Petes” we see all around us are not realistic portrayals of the modern man.
BODY POSITIVITY
And it seems more people are finding this new mindset – as well as the new body type – attractive.
Survey results published by Planet Fitness show 78% of people think confidence is king.
“Nearly four in five among both women and men believe a ‘dad bod’ is a sign of a man who is confident in his own skin,” according to the survey.
Results also show 65% of people say the dad bod is attractive while 61% said men with dad bods are sexy – which is up 10% from 2018.
With body positivity on the rise, the national study showed 23 million men in the United States claimed to have a dad bod – 71% of whom believe it is universally accepted.
As a result of the widespread acceptance that blokes don’t have to look like Cristiano Ronaldo – guys with dad bods are also general happier than they were in 2018 – this year’s results show.
“More men with a dad bod – this year in comparison to last – say they are happier with their body – 79 percent vs. 64 percent. Having that body type has improved their life in some way – 72 percent vs. 62 percent,” the survey said.
“Dad bod has made them more relaxed – 46 percent vs. 37 percent. Men who say their ‘dad bod’ has improved their life this year claim their body type has helped them accept themselves – 48 percent. Or made them less concerned with their appearance – 47 percent.”

So put down them weights, grab that box of Twinkies, and show the world your sexy Dad Bod!!

Saturday, July 27, 2019

Dad Stache Challenge

Alright Dads... we all know that having a Dad Stache makes you sexier, stronger, more manly and a much better dad, so we want to challenge all you dads to show off your best stache!

Send us your best stache pictures on FB and we will feature the best ones each week!

Miami Vice ain't got nothing on me!

Aces over Ladies... Pay Up!


Rubber Chicken

I am a fan of the Rubber Chicken! It's a classic toy to prank the kids with and an annoying musical instrument that can make fun for minutes on end!

Here is a link to get your own...

Bonding


Horse Face



Wednesday, July 8, 2015

BeatBox Battles

The internet is buzzing over a BeatBox Battle between Dad & Daughter...



So, we decided to have our own GoofyDad vs GoofyKid to determine who is the best BeatBoxer...

Monday, July 6, 2015

Dad Stache - Power Poses

This is a real Dad Stache! Check out how much cooler it makes you look when doing normal dad stuff!

Dad Stache - Oiling

Dad Stache - Grilling

Dad Stache - Whipping

Dad Stache - Lifting

Dad Stache - Planking

Dad Stache - Plunging

Dad Stache - Recording

Dad Stache - Pooping

Dad Stache - Controlling

Dad Stache - Teaching

Dad Stache - Cutting


Monday, January 28, 2013

Worlds Best Video-Bomb

AKA Volleybomb.  Watch as this goofy dad sneaks into a volleyball game that he is not a part of nor does he know anyone in the game.  Watch closely as he makes an amazing return....or does he?

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Dad Stache Journal...the final frontier!


After four weeks of concentrating and pruning, the Dad-stache is in full glory. Please, don't salute it as it's something to be admired, not worshipped. Here are the before and after pictures to demonstrate how one ordinary Dad can be transformed into a force of nature in four short weeks.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Dad Stache Journal #3



Things are starting to come in nicely now. I've decided to go with the fu-man-choo in honor of Paul Teutel, Sr from American Chopper. His is much more glorious than mine but my ultimate goal is is a Dad-stache the viewers can be proud of. I did have to trim the length a bit so everything was the same length. I know this is fascinating to you.


Stay tuned to next week's edition as I go full-frontal mustache. Hide the kids.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Dad Stache Journal #2


Week number two in my quest to grow a Dad-stache. Things are starting to really take shape now. Gone is the full-beard in favor of the much more stylish and trendy goatee. As you can see, the upper lip is filling in nicely. The hardest part of the of any mustache is filling it out. Any goof-ball can grow out a pencil thin mustache, but its takes a real Dad to grow a big, bushy, 3D caterpillar.

Next Week, The goatee gets a trim....Paul Tuetel, Sr. style. Stay tuned.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Dad Stache Journal


In honor of the launch of Goofydads.com, I will be growing a Dad-stauche and will document it week by week. The best part is that you, the viewers, will get to join along in this fabulous journey. This week's picture is little more than scraggly peach-fuzz. But don't worry, considering that I am part Hungarian, it will blossom quickly. Tune in next week for a growth update.

I've always been a little goofy

Goofy dads are always goofy!