Dad Proves That Driving a Minivan is Actually Cool

Many Dads make the decision to take that leap of faith and buy a minivan. We worry that everyone will make fun of us for driving one. Your life doesn't have to be that way though, because driving a minivan is cool.  We interviewed other minivan Dads about this topic to get their opinions. Here are 10 Reasons Why Driving a Minivan is Cool!

Reason #1: Sliding Rear Driver's Side Door That Sticks

Reason #2: Sliding Rear Passenger's Side Door That Sticks

Reason #3: Rear Hatch That Can't Open If Someone Is Parked Too Close

Reason #4:  Rear Wiper That Does Nothing For Rain and Replacement Blades are $25 at AutoZone

Reason #5: Windows That Open Up Like This But Let No Air In and You Forget About When It Rains

Reason #6: Map Lights For Kids to Leave On and Kill the Battery To Piss You Off

Reason #7: Sun Shades For Privacy From Nothing At All

Reason #8: Multiple Seats For Dad's Night Out That Will End By 10pm

Reason #9: 16 Inch Steel Blades For Those Haters Not On 60 Series Shoes

Reason #10: Backup Potato Camera So You Can't Tell If It Is A Kid Or Smudge

Sliderhea for ALS

Thank you to everyone for helping make our first Goofy Giving Fundraiser a huge success! We had a blast and even though Danny was only able to eat 17 White Castle Sliders, we hit our goal and helped raise over $1,000 for ALS.


Check out the video here...

A big Thank You to Jim Helton and White Castle for donating the sliders for our event!


ALS sucks... We have a fellow dad friend who struggles with the nasty ALS disease that robs the body of its ability to walk, speak, swallow and breathe.

So we are doing something fun to help find a cure!

Sliderhea for ALS
Live Facebook Video
Saturday, September 7 @ 5:00pm

Watch on FaceBook Live as one of our very own GoofyDads, Danny Spears, tries to break the record for most White Castle Burgers eaten at one time to help raise money for ALS!

The record is 107... so either he will break the record, break the toilet, or both!

Please Donate here to Help!

Goofy Gift Ideas

Check out some of these goofy gift ideas for your favorite dad or just to get the party going!!
I have a lot more fun ones to add along with pictures of us using this stuff too!

I want one of these so bad that I can smell the pretend belly lint! I am buying one as we speak to take on my upcoming Mancation... so I hope to have an updated review and pictures soon!

Here is another item I am buying for Mancation... so I can't wait to let you all see my hairy chest!

The 2 things I do most in the world are poop and drink coffee, so it only makes sense to combine them!

Last year, our Mancation took a turn when one of our goofy dads pulled out his surprise Jeado Swim Suit. It was so awkward that it was amazing and I highly recommend it as a hilarious gift to any party!

What better way to get a party going than busting out the Horse Costume!

This hilarious game is awesome to play with your kids and even funnier to play with your friends!

PS... These are Amazon Affiliate links, so if you buy one we might get a little money to keep helping us be goofy idiots for you!

Bill the Handy Man from Tinder goes Global!

Our very own Bill the Handy Man is taking the internet by storm and now has gone Global! Everyone is talking about him, including... The DailyMail UK & The Bored Panda.

For those who don't know Bill... 
He is a 69 year old Handy Man created by one of our very own GoofyDads, Danny Spears!
Danny took some hilarious photos of himself and then ran them through the FaceApp to make himself look older. He then created a fake Tinder Profile and wrote an awesome description to troll unsuspecting users.

"I'm a single attractive man looking for a woman to cook me supper. I ain't got time for no games because I work and only have time for hanky panky ok. The woman I chose must be fisically fit too, because I am pretty much a clidesdale ok. I don't want kids so don't be asking me to make you a baby Karen. Macironi and cheese is my favorite food but not Kraft ok. Thanks. I have a Lebaron and Hall and Oats make good music."

Danny's goal was to just have some fun and make people laugh, but the profile began getting tons of attention and he knew he had a Weiner!

Danny captured some of his conversation with one user in this epic back and forth...

Danny actually had to close the account because he was getting flooded with responses. Some were confused thinking he was serious while others appreciated the comic genius behind the profile.

Now that Bill is a Global Celebrity, he's hoping to use his power for good by spreading the joy of Mac & Cheese and Hall & Oats to the masses! Plus he has his own shirts...

 GoofyDads Shirt - I have to poop

Dad Bods are more attractive to women than rock hard abs

Chris Pratt (left) and Leonardo DiCaprio

That's right ladies... line up... because us lumpy dads are bringing Sexy Back!!

According to the NY Post:

Men with a slight belly and a distinct lack of cheese grater abs are officially “more attractive” than they were in the past.
Dad bods have been a “thing” since around 2016 and according to Planet Fitness, the modern body type’s popularity is on the up.
Despite the abundance of chiseled men on TV and in magazines, it appears more and more people are turning their backs on the traditional Herculean physique.
There are many famous celebs – including Danny Dyer and Chris Pratt – who became poster boys for the bulkier build and this seems to have boosted its popularity.
Danny Dyer - credit Splash News
Pratt revealed in March how he shed the pounds for a movie role but the Hollywood star has always appeared comfortable in his skin whatever his weight.
And the label even gets applied to footballing icons.
After Belgian wizard Eden Hazard signed for Real Madrid from Chelsea, pictures were released of his medical with the winger proudly showing off his very own dad bod.
Eden Hazard - credit The Sun
For those unaware of the dad bod requirements, it’s less about total disregard for your health and physical appearance.
And more about embracing the small doughy sections that come from not “hitting the gym” 19 times a day.
Boundless mental health benefits come from learning to love your body and realizing the “pectoral Petes” we see all around us are not realistic portrayals of the modern man.
And it seems more people are finding this new mindset – as well as the new body type – attractive.
Survey results published by Planet Fitness show 78% of people think confidence is king.
“Nearly four in five among both women and men believe a ‘dad bod’ is a sign of a man who is confident in his own skin,” according to the survey.
Results also show 65% of people say the dad bod is attractive while 61% said men with dad bods are sexy – which is up 10% from 2018.
With body positivity on the rise, the national study showed 23 million men in the United States claimed to have a dad bod – 71% of whom believe it is universally accepted.
As a result of the widespread acceptance that blokes don’t have to look like Cristiano Ronaldo – guys with dad bods are also general happier than they were in 2018 – this year’s results show.
“More men with a dad bod – this year in comparison to last – say they are happier with their body – 79 percent vs. 64 percent. Having that body type has improved their life in some way – 72 percent vs. 62 percent,” the survey said.
“Dad bod has made them more relaxed – 46 percent vs. 37 percent. Men who say their ‘dad bod’ has improved their life this year claim their body type has helped them accept themselves – 48 percent. Or made them less concerned with their appearance – 47 percent.”

So put down them weights, grab that box of Twinkies, and show the world your sexy Dad Bod!!

Dad Stache Challenge

Alright Dads... we all know that having a Dad Stache makes you sexier, stronger, more manly and a much better dad, so we want to challenge all you dads to show off your best stache!

Send us your best stache pictures on FB and we will feature the best ones each week!

Miami Vice ain't got nothing on me!

Aces over Ladies... Pay Up!


Horse Face

BeatBox Battles

The internet is buzzing over a BeatBox Battle between Dad & Daughter...

So, we decided to have our own GoofyDad vs GoofyKid to determine who is the best BeatBoxer...

Dad Stache - Power Poses

This is a real Dad Stache! Check out how much cooler it makes you look when doing normal dad stuff!

Dad Stache - Oiling

Dad Stache - Grilling

Dad Stache - Whipping

Dad Stache - Lifting

Dad Stache - Planking

Dad Stache - Plunging

Dad Stache - Recording

Dad Stache - Pooping

Dad Stache - Controlling

Dad Stache - Teaching

Dad Stache - Cutting